When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
Get the Vasectomy Van Goghmug. The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.
As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."
by Tipdock June 05, 2012
Get the Kentucky show boatmug. by Tipdock January 24, 2017
Get the Pringles Challengemug. When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 25, 2021
Get the Cottonwood Ericmug. When you suck a fart out of a willing participant's asshole and vurp the fart/vomit combo in to your targets face
That asshole at the hockey game wouldn't shut up so my girlfriend and I gave him a Brazilian Blowdart.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
Get the Brazilian Blowdartmug. While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.
I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
Get the Polish Depth Chargemug. Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
by Tipdock January 15, 2013
Get the Snoop Lionmug.