I woke up thinking I was being cooked in a giant tub of watered down chili and then realized I shit the tub after I passed out. It smelled awful and burned in my orifices like I was taking a bath in the Devil's Bathtub.
by Tipdock May 31, 2017
While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.
I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
by Tipdock January 15, 2013
The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.
As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."
by Tipdock June 05, 2012
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 25, 2021