blazy

(adj.) a disgruntled worker who always talks about burning down/blowing up his or her place of employment, but never actually does.

Right before Melvin got fired, he was the blaziest dude in the company.

by smellyrock January 27, 2005

hotsauced

(v., adj.) - When a company outsources your employment to a third party, and you get all fired up.

I'm feeling quite blazy because our department just got hotsauced.

by smellyrock June 18, 2008

Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.

by smellyrock July 02, 2009

HBOner

(n.) - The excitement felt over HBO-produced series, movies, and documentaries.

Even though the boobies are blurred out when A&E shows reruns of The Sopranos, I still get an HBOner.

by smellyrock June 10, 2008

twinvitation

(n.) - The same exact invitation you just received from the same exact person for the same exact party on Evite, Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, and in your 5 email addresses.

Can also be used as a verb - Twinvite.

Why does that janehead keep sending me all these twinvitations? Maybe I'll de-friend her.

by smellyrock June 10, 2008

Faceslash

(noun) - A Facebook user's subdomain.

Dude 1: Dude, what faceslash did you grab?
Dude 2: I got facebook.com/faceslash!
Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
Dude 1: METAFACESLASH!!!

by smellyrock June 24, 2009

igloobicle

(noun) - The place you will be confined to when your company refuses to close during a snowstorm. Despite the cold weather outside, you may still feel blazy.

If I don't get out of this igloobicle within the next ten minutes, it's going to take me 6 hours to drive home.

by smellyrock December 22, 2008