bagside

(noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.

I would hold your hand, baby, but I don't want to get on your bagside.

by smellyrock October 18, 2008

blazy

(adj.) a disgruntled worker who always talks about burning down/blowing up his or her place of employment, but never actually does.

Right before Melvin got fired, he was the blaziest dude in the company.

by smellyrock January 27, 2005

hotsauced

(v., adj.) - When a company outsources your employment to a third party, and you get all fired up.

I'm feeling quite blazy because our department just got hotsauced.

by smellyrock June 18, 2008

Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.

by smellyrock July 02, 2009

janehead

(n.) The female version of dickhead.

Marie Antoinette was perhaps the biggest janehead in all of European Herstory.

by smellyrock February 07, 2007

Undredth Degree

(n.) - Ten times more intense than the Nth Degree.

When Urban Dictionary doesn't accept my new entries, it's tarded to the Undredth Degree.

by smellyrock February 26, 2008

igloobicle

(noun) - The place you will be confined to when your company refuses to close during a snowstorm. Despite the cold weather outside, you may still feel blazy.

If I don't get out of this igloobicle within the next ten minutes, it's going to take me 6 hours to drive home.

by smellyrock December 22, 2008