gayreth

Gayest fuck ever, worst skater and never goes big, normally thinks he's big but is a little faggot who loves cock and regularly watches gay porn

Gayreth

by Mecco November 9, 2013

Gareth Bridges

The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.

Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.

by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009

Gareth

Very well mannered, has loads of ambition. knows how to please a women both in bed and in the designer clothes stores. Drives nothing but sports cars, will definitely own a yacht and private jet with all the inspiration and thoughts that he has to offer to the world!!

Who's yacht were partying on last night? We were on Gareth of course.

by Gareth3241 September 30, 2018

Gareth Southgate

An alternative word for take away food - Food is coming home

Is this order to dine in or Gareth Southgate?

Hi there, I would like to place an order to Gareth Southgate

by Stevie_j91 July 18, 2018

GayRetard

One who is homosexual and seems to be mentally handicapped.

God Jerry! Your such a gayretard, get the homeless mans cock out of your mouth!

by 420swegmaster21 May 13, 2016

Gayrett

A person named garrett that is gay making the name gay-rett. This kind of person is often affiliated with retardation as there iq is about 10 and the brain is small just like their penis. Gayretts penis size averages to about 1 millimeter and often times can be inverted. Gayrett does not know anything he doesn't even know how to spell trivago. The last thing that you can identify a gayrett by is that they or he often jerks off to family photos and he has anger problems sometimes he will cuss you out saying "fuck" at least 15 times and he sounds really funny and it's easy to laugh at. He always tries to outsmart people but it never works out because he's too fucking retarded he also pronounces names and words with a 5-10 second holdback like ma Xxxxxxxxxx
That is the gay retard that we know today as gayrett

1. That's so gayrett
2. How do u spell trivago?
3. Why is gayrett such a little snitch on me for playing my PlayStation
4.Gayrett says he carried me on rocket league or some bullshit

by Captain commi the krusty nut June 30, 2017

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant

*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*

by makinglunch May 11, 2018