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Ganges Surprise 

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.
Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.
Ganges Surprise by SkittleLicker April 29, 2011
Related Words
ganje • Ganjed • ganjedi • ganjeez • Ganjelf • Ganjelier • Ganjer • Ganjerall • ganjeri • gander

gandemonium 

Having no luck while playing games with friends.
There is total gandemonium. I am constantly losing today!
gandemonium by dhmhgr November 12, 2020
A Yiddish insult meaning a thief, con man, or other such unscrupulous and untrustworthy character looking to conduct a scam, ripoff, or similar evil and dishonest method of personal gain.

The word is an insult. A ganef wouldn't generally call himself a ganef, no matter how proud of himself he was, but he might be angrily called a ganef by his victim.
Bernie Madoff convinced me to put my life's savings into his ponzi scheme. That no-good ganef cost me everything!
ganef by Rob T Firefly August 15, 2011
Someone who is high due to the ganj.
Jake - "Bro are you on your level?"

Nilz - "Yeh bro, i am so ganjed."
Ganjed by The Ganjsters September 29, 2011

gander of the goose 

Another way of saying the way she goes
Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.
1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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