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Ganjalf
1 - Someone who can smoke incredible amounts of weed, giving off the impression they are some sort of weed wizard.
2 - Someone who always seems to pull weed out of nowhere, like some sort of magic trick, even when they have no job or money to afford as much as they have.
2 - Someone who always seems to pull weed out of nowhere, like some sort of magic trick, even when they have no job or money to afford as much as they have.
Stoner 1 - Wow, how is Kyle able to smoke such unnatural amount's of weed. I'm already so far gone bro.
Stoner 2 - He's a ganjalf , dude. A weed wizard.
Stoner 1 - Dude, how does Dylan always have weed? Where does he get the money for it all the time, he doesn't even have a job?
Stoner 2 - I dunno dude, it's like he pulls it out of thin air. He must be a ganjalf.
Stoner 2 - He's a ganjalf , dude. A weed wizard.
Stoner 1 - Dude, how does Dylan always have weed? Where does he get the money for it all the time, he doesn't even have a job?
Stoner 2 - I dunno dude, it's like he pulls it out of thin air. He must be a ganjalf.
Ganjalf by Any rollies? July 23, 2017
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Gandelf
The act of not talking on your microphone on Ventrilo; This can be due to several un-explained reasons or continuous procrastination - Possibly also due to the fact there's a slipper hanging right next to their ear while on Ventrilo - The holder being a parental figure.
Ganjelier
The Ganjelier or weed connoisseur is a professional cannabis expert. It is the cannabis version of the Sommelier for wines and spirits. A Ganjelier tastes any cannabis products for their quality and may provide extensive reviews to help customers find the right cannabis products for their needs.
In fact, similarly to a Sommelier for wines, a ganjelier provide its experience to review and define quality of existing and newly established cannabis strains and products derived. Products derived from cannabis are usually resins or hashish, concentrates such as waxes or pure cannabinoids, food supplements like oils, capsules, or edibles.
The importance of the Ganjelier is improving with increased awareness of cannabis medical properties and with legalization recreational cannabis in the US states, Uruguay and Canada, while in Europe thanks to step forward toward medical cannabis and cannabis with low content of THC (below 0.2%), usually called legal cannabis or cannabis light because it contains only the non-psychoactive cannabinoid CBD or cannabidiol.
In fact, similarly to a Sommelier for wines, a ganjelier provide its experience to review and define quality of existing and newly established cannabis strains and products derived. Products derived from cannabis are usually resins or hashish, concentrates such as waxes or pure cannabinoids, food supplements like oils, capsules, or edibles.
The importance of the Ganjelier is improving with increased awareness of cannabis medical properties and with legalization recreational cannabis in the US states, Uruguay and Canada, while in Europe thanks to step forward toward medical cannabis and cannabis with low content of THC (below 0.2%), usually called legal cannabis or cannabis light because it contains only the non-psychoactive cannabinoid CBD or cannabidiol.
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