fupit 

Means fucked up shit. When one thing after another happens in a short timeframe and it is almost too much to handle at once.

I was dealing with so much fupit at work, I had to take a day off.

All the fupit lately is making me crazy!

fupit by Rowena Hightower January 11, 2024

tax fugitive

Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon

Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online

tax fugitive by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020

fupish 

a long skinny penis.
opposite of a chode

i was with this guy last night, and he had a fupish.

fupish by laflakita_swag August 3, 2011

fukity fuck 

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects

Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.

fukity fuck by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012

fukitol 

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?

fukitol by Tina June 19, 2005

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

Fapitalism by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fupathologist 

One who studies or observes the fupapotamus and its many other subspecies such as the fupasaurus.

John and Jordan two avid followers of the fupapotamus were delighted to hear that this year's fupathologist convention would be held in Los Angeles.

fupathologist by hbmaverick April 12, 2010