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fupapottamus 

An enormously fat woman with a fupa so large if you put a wig on it you might mistake it for a siamese twin. They usually date or marry scrawny guys with bad mustaches.
My aunt Paula is a classic example of a fupapottamus. Legend has it she has extra elastic material sewn right below the zipper of her pants to comfortably house the fupa. Her measurements are 48-44-46-52. The last measurement is proof she is a fupappotamus
fupapottamus by Brian Cichanowicz January 16, 2009

frumpapotamus 

a person that is extremely frumpy; that makes no attempt to dress nice or have a pleasant appearance.
Tim's wife is definitely a frumpapotamus, she looks like she has been hit by a pillow case full of bars of soap.
frumpapotamus by nickytheninja September 30, 2011

funkapotamus 

god's screename
yo, i was talkin to god last night online
funkapotamus by Andrew Qwerty April 15, 2004

fagapotamus

avi will turn fagapotamus on you when you try to take his burger from him.
fagapotamus by chendeezler November 23, 2006

fupapottamus 

An extremely large guy. His Fupa is usually so large that when he looks down he can't see his dick.
Jonathan is such a fupapottamus, he has to lift his gut to take a piss.
fupapottamus by alimegz July 13, 2009