threadmother

The poster on a bulletin board who nags others about going off-topic.
Sally was the one who kept quoting the Op. She was being a threadmother.
by Pinkie_Flamingo December 27, 2010
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christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.
by Pinkie_Flamingo March 06, 2011
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Devout Catholic

(Noun) A person of such stunning capacity for denial, they honestly believe one good pope after 2,000 years indicates they are on the right spiritual path.
George cannot be reasoned with on this, He's a Devout Catholic on the issue.
by Pinkie_Flamingo June 21, 2016
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dictionary dickhead

Dictionary Dickhead (Noun) A poster who uses ever-more-detailed demands for definitions of the words used by other posters to prevent anyone else from discussing a topic he cannot understand.
That thread was almost fun, apart fro the 17 posts made by our favorite dictionary dickhead.
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 24, 2011
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Pinkerize

Pinkerize (n): Feminine retaliation of a terrible but underhanded nature for a grievous injury suffered long ago, at the hands of a man.
Poor Joe. I knew someday, she'd pinkerize that bastard.
by Pinkie_Flamingo November 22, 2012
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twatwaffling

(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.
I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.
by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016
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ihazapout

ihazapout (Verb); to project a a bad mood; to be cranky; to be bitchy; to be disappointed; to have bad grace about some unmet emotional need.
After Cathy called me to cancel shopping with me yesterday , I was ihazapout for the entire evening.

When Tom's team lost to New York's, he was ihazapout for almost a week.
by Pinkie_Flamingo March 06, 2011
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