Pinkie_Flamingo's definitions

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

conhog

as a verb: to annoy, harrass and stalk women online; to do so by lying, using underhanded methods, and drawing others into the "discussion"; to be an asshole online;

as an adjective: to hijack a thread so that any discussion whatsoever is altered to one about the supposed unfairness suffered by the hijacker

AKA "to cornhog" or "cornhogging"

Susan was excited about that thread on quantative easing she began until some dufus conhogged it.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 5, 2011

Pest Control

A systemic effort to rid a neighborhood of undesirables such as the homeless, the poor black or brown people, Jews Asians, artists, musicians, children dogs, birds, butterflies or hedgehogs.

Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.

The Old Town neighborhood seems to be undergoing a program of pest control. I just heard Julia and her kids were forced out when their apartment lease was not renewed.

by Pinkie_Flamingo April 5, 2022

go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.

When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 2, 2010

Pinkerize

Pinkerize (n): Feminine retaliation of a terrible but underhanded nature for a grievous injury suffered long ago, at the hands of a man.

Poor Joe. I knew someday, she'd pinkerize that bastard.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 27, 2012

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

ihazapout

ihazapout (Verb); to project a a bad mood; to be cranky; to be bitchy; to be disappointed; to have bad grace about some unmet emotional need.

After Cathy called me to cancel shopping with me yesterday , I was ihazapout for the entire evening.

When Tom's team lost to New York's, he was ihazapout for almost a week.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011