Definitions by Pinkie_Flamingo

Pest Control 

A systemic effort to rid a neighborhood of undesirables such as the homeless, the poor black or brown people, Jews Asians, artists, musicians, children dogs, birds, butterflies or hedgehogs.

Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.

The Old Town neighborhood seems to be undergoing a program of pest control. I just heard Julia and her kids were forced out when their apartment lease was not renewed.

Pest Control by Pinkie_Flamingo April 5, 2022

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

Devout Catholic 

(Noun) A person of such stunning capacity for denial, they honestly believe one good pope after 2,000 years indicates they are on the right spiritual path.

George cannot be reasoned with on this, He's a Devout Catholic on the issue.

Devout Catholic by Pinkie_Flamingo June 21, 2016

twatwaffling 

(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.

I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.

twatwaffling by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016

Pinkerize

Pinkerize (n): Feminine retaliation of a terrible but underhanded nature for a grievous injury suffered long ago, at the hands of a man.

Poor Joe. I knew someday, she'd pinkerize that bastard.

Pinkerize by Pinkie_Flamingo November 27, 2012

fukity fuck 

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects

Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.

fukity fuck by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012

dictionary dickhead 

Dictionary Dickhead (Noun) A poster who uses ever-more-detailed demands for definitions of the words used by other posters to prevent anyone else from discussing a topic he cannot understand.

That thread was almost fun, apart fro the 17 posts made by our favorite dictionary dickhead.

dictionary dickhead by Pinkie_Flamingo October 24, 2011