13 definitions by Pinkie_Flamingo

donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.

When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 5, 2010

ihazapout

ihazapout (Verb); to project a a bad mood; to be cranky; to be bitchy; to be disappointed; to have bad grace about some unmet emotional need.

After Cathy called me to cancel shopping with me yesterday , I was ihazapout for the entire evening.

When Tom's team lost to New York's, he was ihazapout for almost a week.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 6, 2011

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

threadmother

The poster on a bulletin board who nags others about going off-topic.

Sally was the one who kept quoting the Op. She was being a threadmother.

by Pinkie_Flamingo December 27, 2011

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 6, 2011

Devout Catholic

(Noun) A person of such stunning capacity for denial, they honestly believe one good pope after 2,000 years indicates they are on the right spiritual path.

George cannot be reasoned with on this, He's a Devout Catholic on the issue.

by Pinkie_Flamingo June 21, 2016

Pinkerize

Pinkerize (n): Feminine retaliation of a terrible but underhanded nature for a grievous injury suffered long ago, at the hands of a man.

Poor Joe. I knew someday, she'd pinkerize that bastard.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 22, 2012