Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!

Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?

Medicine which cures all your problems, just Fukitol.

A medicinal pill which allows the one who takes it to forget all their worries and fears. Usually taken by high school and college students who don't want to pull all-nighters.

a new drug to help eliviate the every day pains of, job, family, frinds, life, death and most everyday pains. take as needed.

A day where things aren't going right or a day when you just don't care. Your definition of carpe diem is to fukitol and do it your way.

This is typically celebrated on February 26th.

When you no longer let anybody fathom the immensity of the fuck you do not give, because you took fukitol and no longer worry about your worries.