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fuckzoid and fucktard 

two really cool girlies (kelsie and sam) who are in love with good ol' rock and roll (such as jimi hendrix, led zeppelin, john lennon, etc.) who love to karaoke to "super freak" and have good times on cruises.
ahhh! i miss FUCKZOID AND FUCKTARD from the best cruise of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucktoid 

A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.
Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.
fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019

fuckazoid 

A stronger version of the popular '90's valley girl word "freakazoid."
Why can't this fuckazoid in front of me stop slamming on his brakes?!
fuckazoid by hm08 August 5, 2008

fucknoid 

Alternate to Fuckhead.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.

The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.

Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
That fellow is a Fucknoid!

Those Fucknoids are ruining my screenplay!
fucknoid by Matsuo August 6, 2004
alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.
Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world
fuckoid by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

Fucktoid 

A dumbass or someone who wastes time because they are goofing off
You fucktoids need to get to work.

Quit being a fucktoid.
Fucktoid by Hafa Adai March 28, 2016