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Fucktoid 

A dumbass or someone who wastes time because they are goofing off
You fucktoids need to get to work.

Quit being a fucktoid.
Fucktoid by Hafa Adai March 28, 2016

specky fucktoid 

A person who invades their partner's privacy (hacking their phone, reading message on Facebook) to discover what has been said about them.
OMG your boyfriend was being such a specky fucktoid last night! He was totally messaging me from your phone last night....

fucknoid 

Alternate to Fuckhead.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.

The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.

Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
That fellow is a Fucknoid!

Those Fucknoids are ruining my screenplay!
fucknoid by Matsuo August 6, 2004
n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.
Fuck you, you fucking fuckzoid
fuckzoid by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004
alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.
Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world
fuckoid by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005
I don't know what it means but I wore a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game at Fenway and everyone seemed to think it was my name.
Fucktod by Spudsy G April 1, 2022