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fucktoid 

A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.
Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.
fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019

Fuckside down 

Completely backwards or turned around. Unable to correct itself.
I don't know if I can fix your computer, the parts are all fuckside down.
Fuckside down by Berglekutt January 19, 2010

fucknoid 

Alternate to Fuckhead.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.

The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.

Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
That fellow is a Fucknoid!

Those Fucknoids are ruining my screenplay!
fucknoid by Matsuo August 6, 2004
n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.
Fuck you, you fucking fuckzoid
fuckzoid by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004
alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.
Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world
fuckoid by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

Fucktoid 

A dumbass or someone who wastes time because they are goofing off
You fucktoids need to get to work.

Quit being a fucktoid.
Fucktoid by Hafa Adai March 28, 2016
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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