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fucktoid
fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019
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fucksoid • fucktoids • fuckoid • fucknoid • Fuckside down • fucksidently • fuckskid • fuckswidit • fuckzoid • fuckzoid and fucktard
Fuckside down
Fuckside down by Berglekutt January 19, 2010
fucknoid
Alternate to Fuckhead.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.
The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.
Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.
The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.
Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
fuckzoid
n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.
fuckzoid by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004
fuckoid
fuckoid by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005
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