fucktoid

A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.

Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.

by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019

Fucktoid

A dumbass or someone who wastes time because they are goofing off

You fucktoids need to get to work.

Quit being a fucktoid.

by Hafa Adai March 28, 2016

specky fucktoid

A person who invades their partner's privacy (hacking their phone, reading message on Facebook) to discover what has been said about them.

OMG your boyfriend was being such a specky fucktoid last night! He was totally messaging me from your phone last night....

by punnjabi_princess808 October 15, 2015

fucknoid

Alternate to Fuckhead.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.

The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.

Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.

That fellow is a Fucknoid!

Those Fucknoids are ruining my screenplay!

by Matsuo August 6, 2004

fuckzoid

n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.

Fuck you, you fucking fuckzoid

by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004

fuckoid

alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.

Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world

by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

Fucktod

I don't know what it means but I wore a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game at Fenway and everyone seemed to think it was my name.

The Yankees can eat a bag of dicks, you idiot fucktod!

by Spudsy G April 1, 2022