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fucktoid
fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019
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Merry Fuckthis
After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".
Merry Fuckthis by Karen&KyleKoss December 25, 2020
Fuckloads
A lot. Heaps. An exaggerated amount.
If there are fuckloads of something it is more than truckloads, the word 'fuck' being a more powerful word.
If there are fuckloads of something it is more than truckloads, the word 'fuck' being a more powerful word.
Fuckloads by IAmAWienerUncleJanet August 20, 2011
Urban Fucktards
The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth" or nasty sex acts that involve feces. Usually people who shouldn't have access to a computer anyway and are ruining UB for many people.
Did you see that UB definitions that was the same chick's name six or seven times and it was only about what a ho she was?
Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.
Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.
Urban Fucktards by Silverlock March 29, 2009
fucknoid
Alternate to Fuckhead.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.
The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.
Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.
The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.
Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
fuckzoid
n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.
fuckzoid by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004
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