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fucknoid 

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Alternate to Fuckhead.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.

The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.

Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
That fellow is a Fucknoid!

Those Fucknoids are ruining my screenplay!
fucknoid by Matsuo August 6, 2004
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fucktoid 

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A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.
Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.
fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019

Fucknoodle 

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An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.
Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.
Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

fucknvidia

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Once upon a time, Linus Torvalds journyed out into the woods, where he stood upon a rock at the edge of a precipice. There, upon this rock, with the full moon high in the night sky, he stuck up his glorious middle finger in utter indignation and howled at the top of his massive lungs, "FUCKNVIDIA!!!" Thus is the scripture that we proclaim.
fucknvidia by Bad C dev January 27, 2022

Fucknod 

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Abbreviated form of the term Fuck Nodule. A total fuck. Someone who is such a giant fuck that it is instantly and painfully obvious that they are such. Even in a group of fucks the fucknod stands out as a particularly worthless and irritating fucker.
The entire cast of Mad TV is a bunch of fucks, but Michael McDonald, the douche nozzle who plays that fag weasel Stuart, is a total fucknod. God I hate that bastard.
Fucknod by Magnificent Seven November 25, 2005

fuckzoid

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n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.
Fuck you, you fucking fuckzoid
fuckzoid by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004

fuckoid

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alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.
Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world
fuckoid by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005
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