fuckty 

An unorthordox looking caucasian female, An unattractive white girl

I went to starbucks with the intention of jamming a bunty, but instead saw a fuckty

fuckty by ayy ayy Daumie November 23, 2009

whoopty fuckty doo

A way to say "whoopty doo" but with the word "fuck" in it

Whoopty fuckty doo

whoopty fuckty doo by awmm November 1, 2021

Humpty Fuckty 

The act of having a poo (Humpty) while also having a sexual intercourse (Fuckty).

Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.

Have we got time for a quick humpty fuckty. before boarding? Really don't want to be late for Portugal but can kill 2 birds with 1 stone…

Humpty Fuckty by SaintBlue October 2, 2024

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.

This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.

fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fuckity shit 

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.

**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”

fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.

When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"

Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020