fuckeyes

(n) A person whose eyes are fucked. This may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. They will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a fuckeyes or not.

Shark has really fucked eyes. You might say he's a fuckeyes.

by Scott1 June 27, 2005

fuckeyes

It's an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can't see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).

You are driving along when you see a pigeon fucking a snail. You say - 'Holy shit did you see that pigeon fucking that snail??'

The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'

You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'

by Phil_via_Pants May 14, 2010

fuck eyes

The look you give someone when you want to have sex with them. Usually done from across the bar.

There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.

by Jazzual March 24, 2013

Fuckeyed

To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.

Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.

by Special::K December 12, 2006

Fuckedest

1) as bad as it can get.

2) the worst possible on anything or any situation.

3) as ugly and as lame as it can get.

he is the fuckedest guy ever.

she is the fuckedest bitch around.

by nini877 November 27, 2007

fuckeye

The lingering look one gives to another person with whom they desire to have sex. Sometimes interpreted as creepy, sometimes as sexy, the fuckeye is not to be given lightly; the person giving the fuckeye must seriously intend to get laid with this look.

Totally, man. She's giving you the fuckeye for sure.

by Scats April 17, 2011

fuck eyes

What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person.

Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."

by Blyenth Cambion July 18, 2007