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collapse my wavefunction

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.

Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023

fucktahedron

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.

This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.

by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

mousie

A selfie taken from the perspective of a mouse (aimed upward from ground level).
The term was coined by English comedian Joe Wilkinson in the first episode of his 2024 Channel 4 series, "Joe & Katherine's Bargain Holidays", co-hosted by Canadian-Irish comedian Katherine Ryan.

"Wow, that's a cool mousie of you at the Eiffel Tower!"

by CdnKidsMD May 10, 2024

heuristocrat

An elite-level expert at using cognitive shortcuts to solve problems.

My doctor is an absolute heuristocrat when it comes to making accurate diagnoses.

by CdnKidsMD May 17, 2022

neurofecalith

An medical/academic term to describe someone who has shit for brains.

These goddamn anti-vaxxers are so resistant to evidence, they must have neurofecaliths.

by CdnKidsMD May 10, 2019