Definitions by CdnKidsMD

mousie

A selfie taken from the perspective of a mouse (aimed upward from ground level).
The term was coined by English comedian Joe Wilkinson in the first episode of his 2024 Channel 4 series, "Joe & Katherine's Bargain Holidays", co-hosted by Canadian-Irish comedian Katherine Ryan.

"Wow, that's a cool mousie of you at the Eiffel Tower!"

mousie by CdnKidsMD May 10, 2024

collapse my wavefunction 

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.

Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

collapse my wavefunction by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023

heuristocrat 

An elite-level expert at using cognitive shortcuts to solve problems.

My doctor is an absolute heuristocrat when it comes to making accurate diagnoses.

heuristocrat by CdnKidsMD May 17, 2022

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.

This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.

fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

neurofecalith 

An medical/academic term to describe someone who has shit for brains.

These goddamn anti-vaxxers are so resistant to evidence, they must have neurofecaliths.

neurofecalith by CdnKidsMD May 10, 2019