multifaceted 

The ability to do hoodrat/redneck things on the weekends then return to corporate Merica on Monday like it ain't shit.

I did a ton of blow Friday night and had those hookers over Saturday and Sunday and still made it to work Monday. FML I'm so multifaceted why can't I call off work like Mr. Pouka does.

multifaceted by DrBobe March 2, 2015

multifacetude 

The state of having so many emotions that the individual becomes befuddled.
pronounced (multi FAC i tude)

Caroline was feeling such a multifacetude of emotions, that she completely misspelled multifaceted.

multifacetude by AcalaRae May 13, 2008