fucktyping 

Because typing is ass

Fucktyping

fucktyping by ESBirdnerd October 8, 2023

FUCKrying out loud 

What you say when you accidently let the f-word slip in the presence of people who you don't want to swear in front of.

Mum: "Rod, we are cutting your allowence"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud..."

or

Teacher: "Rod, you failed the last maths test"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud... I tried really hard on that one."

FUCKrying out loud by Offyogurt May 18, 2009

Fuckrying-Out-Loud 

A simple way to cover yourself when you accidentally swear infront of your mother.

"the patriots are losing"
"Fuck..crying out loud, hi mom!"

Fuckrying-Out-Loud by Pete December 27, 2004

Fucktaping 

Making a fucktape. The act of creating amature porn. Different variants include "hardcore fucktaping" or "booze fucktaping" and even "drugged fucktaping".

Jeff: You and Sarah still up for the Fucktaping tonight?

Gordon: Hell yeah, you got the camera?

Greg: I am so fucking wasted, but I want to do a buzzed fucktaping.

Sarah: This is good weed! All high up here, lets do a drugged facktaping after I get another hit.

Fucktaping by Fucktaper! June 28, 2010

fucktazing

fucking amazing

that Jim Beam Red Stag is fucktazing

fucktazing by tm100891 November 23, 2010

Fucktating 

A verb referring to a decision you've made that will lead to you being "fucked; hating my/your life".

It is much more devastating than a simple FML will cover. Simply fucking your life is nowhere near as bad as being fucked; hating your life. A simple FML can be overcome with beer or weed.

"What have you been up to since high school?"---"Living in my parents basement fucktating."

"If I decide to work here for two more years under that psycho bitch I'm going to be fucktating."

Fucktating by dirtymoneybatman September 20, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005