fucktyping 

Because typing is ass

Fucktyping

fucktyping by ESBirdnerd October 8, 2023

FUCKrying out loud 

What you say when you accidently let the f-word slip in the presence of people who you don't want to swear in front of.

Mum: "Rod, we are cutting your allowence"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud..."

or

Teacher: "Rod, you failed the last maths test"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud... I tried really hard on that one."

FUCKrying out loud by Offyogurt May 18, 2009

Fuckrying-Out-Loud 

A simple way to cover yourself when you accidentally swear infront of your mother.

"the patriots are losing"
"Fuck..crying out loud, hi mom!"

Fuckrying-Out-Loud by Pete December 27, 2004

Fucktaping 

Making a fucktape. The act of creating amature porn. Different variants include "hardcore fucktaping" or "booze fucktaping" and even "drugged fucktaping".

Jeff: You and Sarah still up for the Fucktaping tonight?

Gordon: Hell yeah, you got the camera?

Greg: I am so fucking wasted, but I want to do a buzzed fucktaping.

Sarah: This is good weed! All high up here, lets do a drugged facktaping after I get another hit.

Fucktaping by Fucktaper! June 28, 2010

fucktazing

fucking amazing

that Jim Beam Red Stag is fucktazing

fucktazing by tm100891 November 23, 2010

Fucktating 

A verb referring to a decision you've made that will lead to you being "fucked; hating my/your life".

It is much more devastating than a simple FML will cover. Simply fucking your life is nowhere near as bad as being fucked; hating your life. A simple FML can be overcome with beer or weed.

"What have you been up to since high school?"---"Living in my parents basement fucktating."

"If I decide to work here for two more years under that psycho bitch I'm going to be fucktating."

Fucktating by dirtymoneybatman September 20, 2012