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fucktyping by ESBirdnerd October 8, 2023
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FUCKrying out loud
What you say when you accidently let the f-word slip in the presence of people who you don't want to swear in front of.
Mum: "Rod, we are cutting your allowence"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud..."
or
Teacher: "Rod, you failed the last maths test"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud... I tried really hard on that one."
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud..."
or
Teacher: "Rod, you failed the last maths test"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud... I tried really hard on that one."
FUCKrying out loud by Offyogurt May 18, 2009
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Fuckrying-Out-Loud by Pete December 27, 2004
Fucktaping
Making a fucktape. The act of creating amature porn. Different variants include "hardcore fucktaping" or "booze fucktaping" and even "drugged fucktaping".
Jeff: You and Sarah still up for the Fucktaping tonight?
Gordon: Hell yeah, you got the camera?
Greg: I am so fucking wasted, but I want to do a buzzed fucktaping.
Sarah: This is good weed! All high up here, lets do a drugged facktaping after I get another hit.
Gordon: Hell yeah, you got the camera?
Greg: I am so fucking wasted, but I want to do a buzzed fucktaping.
Sarah: This is good weed! All high up here, lets do a drugged facktaping after I get another hit.
Fucktaping by Fucktaper! June 28, 2010
Fucktating
A verb referring to a decision you've made that will lead to you being "fucked; hating my/your life".
It is much more devastating than a simple FML will cover. Simply fucking your life is nowhere near as bad as being fucked; hating your life. A simple FML can be overcome with beer or weed.
It is much more devastating than a simple FML will cover. Simply fucking your life is nowhere near as bad as being fucked; hating your life. A simple FML can be overcome with beer or weed.
"What have you been up to since high school?"---"Living in my parents basement fucktating."
"If I decide to work here for two more years under that psycho bitch I'm going to be fucktating."
"If I decide to work here for two more years under that psycho bitch I'm going to be fucktating."
Fucktating by dirtymoneybatman September 20, 2012
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