104 definitions by awmm

Law School

Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".

I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".

by awmm December 4, 2015

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Asshole upside down, a great way to insult somebody without them knowing.

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by awmm November 20, 2016

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Hello asshole upside down. A great way to insult people without them knowing

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by awmm November 21, 2016

kosher pickle

A circumcised penis. Common among Jewish and Muslim men.

Kyle Broflovski has a kosher pickle.

by awmm April 27, 2019

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

rest in pee

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.

My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).

by awmm October 5, 2020

¯\_☻_/¯

Another version of the shruggy face, but without the head tilt.

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by awmm October 8, 2017