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Merry Fuckthis

A reaction formation to traumatic events surrounding the concept of an industrialized Christmas.
After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".
Merry Fuckthis by Karen&KyleKoss December 25, 2020

Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.
Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.
Fuckmeister by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

fuckthrust 

noun, the coital motion

The movement performed during the intercourse.
He slammed into her arsehole with each powerful fuckthrust.
fuckthrust by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fuckthisshit 

a state of disgruntlement towards immediate actions from interaction with other humanoids, generally when one first awakens from his/her/its daily sleep.
Max wakes up, Erica enters the room.

Erica: Honey, the bong broke, and your boss called and told me you were fired, and the tow truck took the car away, and there was an eviction notice in the mail today.

Max: Fuckthisshit.
fuckthisshit by seenthelight July 2, 2008

Fuckthismas 

When your Christmas just ain't going that way. "Fuckthismas"
Starting to look awhole lot like Fuckthismas!
Fuckthismas by Munk3y December 24, 2016

fuckwhistle 

The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.
"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"
fuckwhistle by pretty sexy kid March 9, 2007