Definitions by Karen&KyleKoss

Semen-Demon 

A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.

Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.

Semen-Demon by Karen&KyleKoss June 15, 2022

Fudes 

A term used to describe an undressed photograph of a carb-fed pawg.

Much to Kyle’s disappointment, Heather’s modesty interfered with her willingness to send fudes despite his insatiable appetite for peaches.

Fudes by Karen&KyleKoss December 4, 2021

Meth-Math 

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.

It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.

Meth-Math by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021

Wein-Machine 

A term of endearment used to describe a partner that employs the male sexual apparatus in unison with other appendages and patterns of movement intended to produce a satisfying sexual experience for the recipient.

After a supererogatory sexual experience Heather fondly assigned Kyle as “Wein-Machine” in her DMs.

Wein-Machine by Karen&KyleKoss March 18, 2021

Happy Valentine’s Gay

An expression of contempt intended to undermine a social construct that intends to impose the expectation of gifts and public displays of affection; to demonstrate what should otherwise be consistent, respectful, mutually beneficial treatment of the people an individual has sex with.

Heather and Kyle, accurately described as damaged-goods, tip-toed around their discomfort of expressing affection using pro-social behavior; abhorrently re-coining February 14th as “Happy Valentine’s Gay”, at the risk of being culturally canceled.

Happy Valentine’s Gay by Karen&KyleKoss February 13, 2021

Merry Fuckthis

A reaction formation to traumatic events surrounding the concept of an industrialized Christmas.

After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".

Merry Fuckthis by Karen&KyleKoss December 25, 2020

Mistledick

The act of giving her the “D” under the tree.

It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.

Mistledick by Karen&KyleKoss December 19, 2020