A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.
Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.
The act of giving her the “D” under the tree.
It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.
A reaction formation to traumatic events surrounding the concept of an industrialized Christmas.
After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".
Buy a
Merry Fuckthis
mug!
A term of endearment used to describe a partner that employs the male sexual apparatus in unison with other appendages and patterns of movement intended to produce a satisfying sexual experience for the recipient.
After a supererogatory sexual experience Heather fondly assigned Kyle as “Wein-Machine” in her DMs.
A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
