fuckwhistle

The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.
"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"
by pretty sexy kid March 07, 2007
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fuckwhistle

The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.
"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"
by Pretty Sexy Kid February 23, 2007
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fuckwhistle

kinda like saying damn, or bollocks, this is a bad definition
oh fuckwhistles, i just got a puncture
by cellardoor4130 May 10, 2005
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Useless fuckwhistle

A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks
"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle
by Useless Fuckwhistle April 20, 2016
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