fuckwhistle

The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.

"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"

by pretty sexy kid March 09, 2007

fuckwhistle

The fleshy one hole flute otherwise know as a dick.

"hey Baby,why don't you play a song on my fuckwhistle"

by Pretty Sexy Kid July 20, 2008

fuckwhistle

kinda like saying damn, or bollocks, this is a bad definition

oh fuckwhistles, i just got a puncture

by cellardoor4130 May 10, 2005

Fuckwhistle

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a useless Fuckwhistle.

by Beautiful Snowflake May 22, 2018

Useless fuckwhistle

A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks

"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle

by Useless Fuckwhistle June 03, 2016