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Fuckcrustable

A Smuckers Uncrustables that has literally been fucked. Used in unison with cromulent.
“Would you say you are a cromulent fuckcrustable Aaron.” And “is that a fuckcrustable,”
Fuckcrustable by Bovid January 10, 2022

fucktheist 

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.
The people who defined god, religion and bible.
fucktheist by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

fuckhaustion 

1. The act or an instance of exhausted from sex or fucking; fuckhausting. 2. The state of being fuckhausted; extreme fucktigue.
The fucker collapsed from fuckhaustion.

Fuckthastically

Adj. Comparing. Word used to compare nouns, in which one is significantly way more amazing than the other.
Yo, the Scattered Live version of David Gilmour on Madison Square Garden was fuckthastically better than the Rome version.
Fuckthastically by Mapm28793 October 17, 2025

Cromulent Fuckcrustable 

Something terrible, e.g. the tenant from hell, or B*rnie, or perhaps one’s ex-wife, that makes Tommy needy drinky. See also general chunpfuckery.
“Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”