Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.

Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.

by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

fuckmonster

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.

by Andy WRX August 21, 2008

Funkmeister

Someone who is excessively funky and enjoys being funky and spreading the funk.

Did you see that bass player last night? He was a total funkmeister

by PRSman20 February 27, 2009

Funkmiester

A terrible, terrible word that causes people to cringe all around the world, especially when used by people as a username, followed by an initial. It is customary to rip the shit out of the offender as much as possible. Also, use of the phrase "shut up CJ" is encouraged.

People who tend to commit such acts are usually french and/or midgets.

That funkmiester should get the hell off of our internet.

by Shut up CJ September 9, 2009

fuckmonster

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."

Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"

by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

cuckmeister

Meister of the cucks, what did you think?

"Hey, have you seen John?"
"Yeah, the cuckmeister went to his girlfriend"

by Kaekle May 13, 2017