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When you can't handle wasting your time on your computer anymore, you first yell this phrase, and then proceed to put your ding-dong inside your computer, thinking that you're solving the world's problems.
Man, that's it! Fuck the Internet! I'll show you! (ding-dong gets inserted)
(Two months later) Where did I get nut cancer from?
by Benjawoman September 07, 2015
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Fuck the Internet is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser beer and Red Bull energy drink.

To mix the drink, drop one standard shot of Red Bull into a glass of Budweiser beer. Immediately chug!
Person 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't find any mixed drinks with beer and Red Bull"
Person 2: "Dude, thats bullshit. Fuck the internet"
Person 1: "Good thinking! We'll make the drink up and call it "Fuck the Internet" and add it to UrbanDictionary"
by TheDarkKnight420 January 09, 2012
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