fuck your fuck
the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.
fuck your fuck by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019
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Up fuck your fuck up up
A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently
"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"
"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"
"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"
Up fuck your fuck up up by SteveDave May 9, 2003
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Go Fuck Your Selfie by mrperson123 January 31, 2018
Fuck your homie day
Fuck your homie day, boy or girl it does not matter fuck your homie all day long only for today it’s automatically no homo
Fuck your homie day by Yeetmaster66666 October 2, 2019
National fuck your best friend day
Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
National fuck your best friend day by Babicakesxox May 28, 2018
National fuck your friend day
National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
National fuck your friend day by Zenna May 28, 2018
Fuck your canoe
A joke involving usually three or more parties, a cannibal tribe, and some form of utensil used for stabbing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Czech are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to torture you for three days first...in fact, you can kill yourselves any way you like, we don't care."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
Fuck your canoe by LMontiel July 29, 2012
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