Fruitball
Fruitball by Eric Rodriguez May 10, 2006
Fruitball
A sport played by pansies who wear rainbow armbands and bend the knee to criminals. Involves chasing a ball around a field with little more intelligence than a dog, and gaining points for the number of times that they can fake an injury.
Otherwise known as football
Otherwise known as football
Related Words
Fruitball • fruitballing • fruitally • fruit call • Fruit Valley • fruitbasket • Fruitbag • fruitella • Friball • fruital
FruitBowling
To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".
Synonymous with "virtue signaling".
First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Synonymous with "virtue signaling".
First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017
FRUITBAT
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
FRUITBAT by Oh that name sucks August 20, 2022
Frustrally Sextrated
Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009
Fruitality
To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.
Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?
Bill: No dog, what happened?
Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!
Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
Bill: No dog, what happened?
Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!
Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
Fruitality by Tiggerback May 22, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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