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Fruitball

a weird/retarted/abstract/gay/horrible/.. peroson. who does weird things and doesnt realize it.
I'm not letting that fruitball in my house!
by Eric Rodriguez May 10, 2006
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Fruitball

A sport played by pansies who wear rainbow armbands and bend the knee to criminals. Involves chasing a ball around a field with little more intelligence than a dog, and gaining points for the number of times that they can fake an injury.

Otherwise known as football
Who are you supporting in the World Cup? Sorry, I'm not gay, I don't watch fruitball.
by broc563 November 26, 2022
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fruitball

someone who is gay; a male specimen who is sexually attracted to other males; nickname for the one and only George Gonet
Wow, those two males kissing are fruitballs.
by MikeNir3 November 14, 2023
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FruitBowling

To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".

Synonymous with "virtue signaling".

First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!
by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017
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FRUITBAT

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it

Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one

Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself

A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.

Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats

Guy 1: whatup fruitbat

Girl 1: um what? *derp face*

Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass

Girl 2: *cries*

A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street

“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”

“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
by Oh that name sucks August 20, 2022
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Frustrally Sextrated

The emotion of going too long without sex.
I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.
by chief544 February 1, 2009
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Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
by Tiggerback May 22, 2010
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