Fruitball

A sport played by pansies who wear rainbow armbands and bend the knee to criminals. Involves chasing a ball around a field with little more intelligence than a dog, and gaining points for the number of times that they can fake an injury.

Otherwise known as football

Who are you supporting in the World Cup? Sorry, I'm not gay, I don't watch fruitball.

by broc563 November 26, 2022