To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".
Synonymous with "virtue signaling".
First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!
When you insert a large penetrable fruit inside another persons anus. Fucking a hole in the fruit causing maximum pleasure to both people. Fruits include small melons and oranges for beginners and watermelons for experts.
Best performed on fruits with no stone or pip in the middle, unless that’s your preference.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.