fruitballing

when you deviate from the team and develop delusions of grandeur

"dude you are ACTUALLY FRUITBALLING RN"

fruitballing by pizzaswag1 February 9, 2021

FruitBowling 

To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".

Synonymous with "virtue signaling".

First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.

Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!

FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017

Fruitalingus 

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.

Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.

Fruitalingus by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

fruitbowling 

Fruitbowling: The act of tucking your sac back between your legs possibly in order to shit on it.

Oscar was fruitbowling pretty hard this morning. Looks like he had a fun night.

Buffalo Bill is the master of the fruitbowl.

fruitbowling by DogeDoge November 28, 2013

fruitbatting

the act of spreading one’s asscheeks and searching with the tongue for dingleberries(poop)

I wonder if Helton got full after fruitbatting Emily’s asshole?!

fruitbatting by yourdadfr October 18, 2022

FruitStalling

When you insert a large penetrable fruit inside another persons anus. Fucking a hole in the fruit causing maximum pleasure to both people. Fruits include small melons and oranges for beginners and watermelons for experts.

Best performed on fruits with no stone or pip in the middle, unless that’s your preference.

Hey bro, want to come fruitstalling with me and the boys later ?

FruitStalling by Fruitstaller2 January 17, 2026