Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

by Tiggerback May 22, 2010

fragtality

a person who makes good posts all the time

good post fragtality

by TheAffliction November 30, 2010

fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

by Stanky July 13, 2006

fruitiality

Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.

Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest

by solcanis February 4, 2009

fruitally

As opposed to being brutally honest, being fruitally honest adds a layer of humor to the honesty

We are fruitally honest

by Inot July 29, 2017

Fruitalingus

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.

Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.

by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

fruitalicious

something that is soo fruity and delicious that it needs to be said together. a feeling that only the word can express.

This strawberry is soo fruitalicious!!!!!!!!

by shraddha patel December 11, 2005