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Fruitality 

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
Fruitality by Tiggerback May 22, 2010
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fragtality 

a person who makes good posts all the time
good post fragtality
fragtality by TheAffliction November 30, 2010

fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.
Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.
fruitility by Stanky July 13, 2006

fruitiality 

Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.
Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest
fruitiality by solcanis February 4, 2009

fruitally 

As opposed to being brutally honest, being fruitally honest adds a layer of humor to the honesty
We are fruitally honest
fruitally by Inot July 29, 2017

Fruitalingus 

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.
Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.
Fruitalingus by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

fruitalicious 

something that is soo fruity and delicious that it needs to be said together. a feeling that only the word can express.
This strawberry is soo fruitalicious!!!!!!!!
fruitalicious by shraddha patel December 11, 2005