fruitally 

As opposed to being brutally honest, being fruitally honest adds a layer of humor to the honesty

We are fruitally honest

fruitally by Inot July 29, 2017

fractally wrong 

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.

Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.

fractally wrong by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space May 10, 2008

Social Fruitfly 

Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.

My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.

Social Fruitfly by angry social worker July 10, 2010

Frinally 

1) A compact way of saying "Finally Friday"

2) A way of expressing the feeling for the end of the work week.

It's Frinally! I can't wait for the games this weekend.

Frinally by Da Fur September 21, 2009

Frustrally Sextrated 

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009

Fruitality 

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

Fruitality by Tiggerback May 22, 2010

social fruitfly 

Someone that hangs around certain people for popularity, usually annoying them also, so they talk about her behind her back. But she loves it.

Jessica: "Who was that girl that wouldn't go away?"

Abi: "That's Lisa. she's a total social fruitfly."

social fruitfly by pretty immense kid July 22, 2010