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FruitBowling 

To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".

Synonymous with "virtue signaling".

First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!
FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017
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fruitbowling 

Fruitbowling: The act of tucking your sac back between your legs possibly in order to shit on it.
Oscar was fruitbowling pretty hard this morning. Looks like he had a fun night.

Buffalo Bill is the master of the fruitbowl.
fruitbowling by DogeDoge November 28, 2013
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Fruitbooting

Slang word for Aggressive Inline Skating or Stunt Rollerblading.

Awesome sport that is as yet almost undiscovered by the masses. Ridiculed by the skateboarder community in magazines and video's (because it must be easy since they're attatchetd to your feet)and yet still pushing the boundaries as to possibilities.

Fruitbooting (or Rolling as some call it now) started out in the early 90's with (indeed) simple tricks that in, size and looks, were very similar to the trick vocabulary in skateboarding.

Since then it has differentiated into completely seperate sport with it's own culture, trick vocabulary and industry. However it's still called fruitbooting by a small minority of skateboarders in order to label it as being homosexual (referring to the late 80's inline fashion which was all neon colors and spandex).
Look at that fruitbooter go!! (whilst laughing)

You're so bad at skateboarding you might as well go Fruitbooting instead. (telling someone he's bad at skateboarding)

I'm proud to be a fruitbooter (I really am!)

Fruitbooting by Alexander Noot December 26, 2007

fruitballing

when you deviate from the team and develop delusions of grandeur
"dude you are ACTUALLY FRUITBALLING RN"
fruitballing by pizzaswag1 February 9, 2021

Fruitbooting

Fruitbooting (or Fruit Booting, noun use is "Fruitbooter"), a slang term refering to the use of skiblades/snowblades. Fruitbooting, the use of skiblades on ski slopes, is typically looked down upon by the snowboarding community. Fruitbooting also refers to tricks or stunts conducted while wearing skiblades/snowblades. The term is also interchangeably used to describe homosexual connotations with less popular sporting activities which utilize unusual or unpopular foot gear for snow or wheeled (i.e. roller blades, skates) sporting activities.
Fruitbooting is so lame. That guy needs to get himself a proper snowboard.
Fruitbooting by Anders M. December 19, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026