fruitbasket

a moon with the penis and balls tucked under so the people witnessing the moon can see your man parts. This makes everything look sort of like a basket of pre-arranged fruit. hence the name... its one of the most unholy things a human being can witness, it makes most gag like the piss snow cone from Jackass: The Movie

Dude! Robbie just drove by with his shit pressed against the window, screaming "FRUITBASKET!!"

by Matt-a-tat November 20, 2002

fruitbasket

The art of showing someone your cock and balls. However this is a specific position where you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and show them to someone from behind. So they look like a banana and two oranges in a bowl, hence the name fruitbasket.

Guy #1:You'll never believe what Derek did at work the other day.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.

by GonzoParker April 14, 2006

fruitbasket

Nickname for an extremely girly, but not necessarily gay man.

OR

Your gay crush/best friend.

Garret: OMG! Check it out! **flashes his clear, manicured fingernails**
Rachel: Man, you are SUCH a fruitbasket!
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Me: **squeezes a gay guy** You are my sweet little fruitbasket!

by BeezyBarnes November 20, 2010

fruitbasket

a basket of fruit. Includes apples, bananas, or tomatoes.

i have a lovely hunky dory fruitbasket.

by eh JANINE NEALLY!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2005

fruitbasket

(n). A gathering of two or more flamboyantly homosexual males.

It was difficult for us to enter the Gucci store as there was a large fruitbasket obstructing the entrance.

by K. Casey May 12, 2006

fruitbasket

A man touch the privacy of another man from behind.

Reggie Evans causing a nation of male TV viewers to grimace in unison (if you didn't see him fruitbasket (fruitbasketing) Chris Kaman, consider yourself lucky, as it cannot be unseen)

By Chris Ballard of SI

Wednesday May 3, 2006 12:08PM; Updated: Wednesday May 3, 2006 5:18PM

by Rhoong May 04, 2006

Fruitbasketed

when you are talking about someone and they hear you

I was fruitbasketed I was talking about him and he heard me

by Fruitbasketed February 13, 2018