fratulate

to let one rip at a frat house.

Tom: I fratulated last night.
Jim: The entire frat turned around.

Tom: Yeah now I'm not in Kappa Kappa Lambda.

fratulate by Fratulate November 10, 2010

FLATULATER 

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018

Fapulate 

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Frotulate

Froh-tu-layt
–verb (used without object)
1. To mutually stimulate or massage ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
When in a frotulatory frenzy, massive ego stroking is performed to a degree that may almost lead to group orgasm; sexual self-gratification. Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of some of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
2. to engage in frotulation
–verb (used with a colleague's ego)
3. to practice frotulation upon.

"Steve, how was your first sales meeting?"
"I'm a little spent, boy, that new Sales Manager can frotulate."

Frotulate by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008

factulate 

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

factulate by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

flatubate by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

fratwater 

n) A Natural Light, Natty, or other coloquialism referring to the fraternity world's take on bottled water. See also fratty light.

I need some that fratwater to kill the hangover

fratwater by chet masterson III February 10, 2007