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fraturbate 

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.
Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.
fraturbate by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

Flatulated 

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.
Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"
Flatulated by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010

Fluturated 

Saturated with fluids. Opposite of thirsty.
After drinking a carton of milk, I felt totally fluturated.
Fluturated by jizzmaster 69 May 26, 2011

Faturated 

when a food is so unhealthy its completely saturated in fat.
I bought a take away burger the other day and it was completely Faturated!
Faturated by Hawko January 29, 2008

Faturated 

When you have eaten so much rich food that you feel unwell.
That deep-fried Mars Bar left me completely faturated.
Faturated by O.Devine July 29, 2009

Fatuated 

When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.
"Dude that fat chick totally wants to suck on your corn dog - she is totally fatuated with you bro"
Fatuated by indianreservation September 3, 2016