flatulate

Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass
by maxzilla June 21, 2003
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flatulate

Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.
He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.
by Crewcut November 02, 2006
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flatulence

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.
by mackhallux September 19, 2010
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Flatulence

A very intelligent way of describing something very immature
The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.
by nilethe146 August 09, 2015
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Flatulize

Last night, while we were in bed, my husband proceeded to pull the covers over my head and flatulize me.

I totally walked by Jim's cube and flatulized him without his knowledge.

My girlfriend was sitting on the couch reading a book. I simply walked over and flatulized her.
by Dervish88888888 August 28, 2013
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flatulence

Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.
"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"
by Don August 06, 2004
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Flatulator

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
by BrianFromPSU October 08, 2008
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