factulate

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

by FABARM November 20, 2018

Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Frotulate

Froh-tu-layt
–verb (used without object)
1. To mutually stimulate or massage ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
When in a frotulatory frenzy, massive ego stroking is performed to a degree that may almost lead to group orgasm; sexual self-gratification. Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of some of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
2. to engage in frotulation
–verb (used with a colleague's ego)
3. to practice frotulation upon.

"Steve, how was your first sales meeting?"
"I'm a little spent, boy, that new Sales Manager can frotulate."

by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008

factuations

Factuations is that most certain of facts you can have. It could also be the answer “yes” to a question.

” Lebron definitely traveled right?” “ Yeah man, Factuations.”

by Teddy🐻🐻 July 1, 2017

Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

Guys, I have to flatulate.

by the emo clan. October 20, 2008

Premature X-Factulation

When you use your X-Factor way too early in a match in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.

Dude! What the hell was that? The match isn't even five seconds in and you already used your X-Factor? Talk about premature x-factulation!

Damn! I would have won that match but I premature x-factulated!

by Club Festin May 8, 2011