fortyteen

The age that mothers try to act in order to seem cool in front of their kids' friends.

"My mom was totally fortyteen when she started talking about her love life. Yuck."

by missupergirl March 31, 2008

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fiftyteen

Dad who still has fun with the kids and lives a young-minded, laughter-filled life.

Honey, you aren't fifty-three. You are fiftyteen!

by gowestjeff March 30, 2009

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fortyleven

An expression used to describe A huge number in an sarcastic manner.

"I've told you fortyleven times not to do that agian!!!

"That girl has given it up to fortyleven guys"

"Damnit bob! I've told you fortyleven times idiot!!!!"

by R1029 October 4, 2006

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foreteen

A power couple name for the most annoying romance on television. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley and Eric Foreman.
*Shudder*

Person 1: I remember when House was good.
Person 2: Yes. Before Foreteen killed it.

by HennaRantingMorrow May 5, 2009

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The word for the supposed "romance" between Eric Foreman and Remy "Thirteen" Hadley on TV's once critically-acclaimed drama House MD.

This couple is renowned for having absolutely no chemistry whatsoever, and for stealing the screentime of couples with actual potential (hameron!). Questions have been raised as to whether they are actual human beings, as they seem to have no emotions. Thankfully, they broke up as of season 6, but not before destroying a large part of House MD's integrity.

Also referred to as "Boreteen" and "Snoreteen" for reasons mentioned above.

Foreteen makes me want to kill myself. Who knew one kiss could be so wrong.

House is a snoozefest since Snoreteen.

House, Cameron, and Chase should just kill Foreteen so they can continue on their hot love triangle.

by EmzDo April 14, 2010

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