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A state park on the northern edge of the Oregon Coast. Very popular for the throngs of tourists that descend on Astoria and Seaside in the summer. Has several trails for pedestrians and biking. Located on a section of the coast that allows redneck locals and d-bag tourists to drive their pickups and SUVs on the beach.
Welcome to Fort Stevens State Park where if the elbow-to-elbow camping gets to you, you can blow off some steam by cruising down the beach and run over birds and other people's dogs.
by C. Bode April 10, 2013
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