just a hair

An incredibly small distance or width, way less than a smidgen or bit.

Okay, move the laser target just a hair.

by gowestjeff July 13, 2006

fiftyteen

Dad who still has fun with the kids and lives a young-minded, laughter-filled life.

Honey, you aren't fifty-three. You are fiftyteen!

by gowestjeff March 30, 2009