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foreteen 

A power couple name for the most annoying romance on television. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley and Eric Foreman.
*Shudder*
Person 1: I remember when House was good.
Person 2: Yes. Before Foreteen killed it.
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Foreteen 

The word for the supposed "romance" between Eric Foreman and Remy "Thirteen" Hadley on TV's once critically-acclaimed drama House MD.

This couple is renowned for having absolutely no chemistry whatsoever, and for stealing the screentime of couples with actual potential (hameron!). Questions have been raised as to whether they are actual human beings, as they seem to have no emotions. Thankfully, they broke up as of season 6, but not before destroying a large part of House MD's integrity.

Also referred to as "Boreteen" and "Snoreteen" for reasons mentioned above.
Foreteen makes me want to kill myself. Who knew one kiss could be so wrong.

House is a snoozefest since Snoreteen.

House, Cameron, and Chase should just kill Foreteen so they can continue on their hot love triangle.
Foreteen by EmzDo April 14, 2010
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foreweenus 

The fat of your forehead. It's like a weenus, the fat of your elbow - but on your forehead. Take both of your hands and push the skin of your forehead together - Foreweenus!
"Dayuuuum girl, you got some foreweenus goin on there!"
"Hahahaha thank you!"
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