Fords

A town or Ward located in Woodbridge Township, which is then part of Middlesex County, New Jersey. However, Fords is its own town and has its own zip code (08863). Fords is the third largest district and one of ten districts in Woodbridge Township, NJ. The towns surrounding Fords are: Edison, Metuchen, Menlo Park Terrace, Woodbridge proper, Hopelawn, and Keasbey. Fords is accesible and surrounded by almost every major Highway in Central NJ. Mainly NJ Turnpike (aka I-95), Garden State Parkway, Route 1, Route 9., and I-287. For this reason Fords is considered the "CrossRoads" of Central NJ. These highways all cut through Fords. Along Route 1., Fords is in between Woodbridge Center Mall and Menlo Park Mall which are about 8 miles apart or less.

1. I live in Fords, NJ.
2. I'm located in the Fords section of Woodbridge Township.
3. My zip code in Fords, NJ is 08863

by TTheInfamous1 March 7, 2009

Whatever fords your river.

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"

Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.

by RCampz November 10, 2009

Jake cums-on-fords

Jake cums on fords is a shortass bitch who likes to spunk on ford cars and complain about being a nerd

Person 1: hey who is that short guy cumming on my car?
Person 2: it's a Jake cums-on-fords

by Somegayhater January 3, 2020

Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

foodstamper

(noun) Any person who receives and redeems EBT (food-stamp) benefits.

John had been a foodstamper all of his life. I remember he used to say that they (food stamps) were better than cash.

by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

Ford E- series

The Ford E-Series (also known as the Ford Econoline or Ford Club Wagon) is a range of full-size vans manufactured and marketed by the Ford Motor Company. Introduced for model year 1961 to current as the replacement for the Ford F-Series panel van, the E-Series line is currently in its fourth generation.

Now for the real definition

This vehicle has its many uses from
Plumber's Utility van,kidnapping(not that I condone that) , living in a van down by the river and homeless ,
Best colors for this vehicle are black,

Dark blue,light blue ,white ,dark red

,purple And the rarely seen brown .

Some don't windows and some do
It's just that these vehicles don't really draw much attention and have
They practicality and uses , they may

Be prone to breaking down.

Perfect vehicle to live in if you end up
Living out of a vehicle .

Also see the similar ford Transit

And stealth parking .

Ford E- series makes a great homeless on wheels transient wagon
Or kidnapping vehicle, one could also

Convert it into a utility van and stealth parking.

by Blu_leef November 2, 2022

Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014