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Jake cums-on-fords 

Jake cums on fords is a shortass bitch who likes to spunk on ford cars and complain about being a nerd

Person 1: hey who is that short guy cumming on my car?
Person 2: it's a Jake cums-on-fords

Jake cums-on-fords by Somegayhater January 3, 2020