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Rob Fordsy 

In honour of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, It is when someone gets drunk and high on crack, and eats out a coworker, Of course when confronted the next business day, they deny everything even though there is video proof.
rob ford crack rob ford toronto
Steve: Hey did you hear what happened at the company bbq Sunday?
Frank: Ya, Lisa in accounting got the "Rob Fordsy" from that new guy in shipping,
rob ford crack rob ford toronto
Rob Fordsy by SliggaDD November 19, 2013

West Forsyth High School 

a mini college campus in clemmons, nc where kids have seizures in the bathrooms, everyone acts like a jesus loving freak but then does drugs and has sex all weekend long, rapists thrive, drugs are life, and the administration/teachers are more worried about our cell phones being out in class and the way the girl students dress than our education. the class of '22 is gross and doesn't know how to behave at football games. there was a mouse in the cafeteria and the lunch ladies just laughed and the school caught on fire a few times last year. 2/10 , over all west is kinda trash but still better than Reagan High School and Mount Tabor High School
west is the cleanest and dirtiest school in forsyth county at the same time,
west forsyth high school is a school in the piedmont region of North Carolina
West Forsyth High School by westfo18 September 9, 2018

Bruce Forsything 

The term Bruce Forsything refers to a sexual act in which a person fully inserts their head into a woman's vagina and puts their fist into the woman's anus so that they are in the well known Bruce Forsyth position. This is Bruce Forsything.
Person 1: My girlfriend and I are trying to spice things up in the bedroom, we have tried the Karma Sutra and various positions and places to do it and nothing is working!?

Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!

Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!

Forsythe 

A person whose face is paralyzed on one side. This is most noticeable when the forsythed person smiles, and only one side of their mouth goes up.

Often caused by a stroke or untreated ear infections.

Also related:
forsythed, forsyther
Is that person wasted or are they just a forsythe?
Forsythe by SpokaneHo January 18, 2012

Fordson High School 

Fags, whores, fiends and some incredible people that I truly love.
Fordson High School, Fucking shitty ass school periodiot Poo.
Fordson High School by AsianDick August 18, 2020

Whatever fords your river. 

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"
Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.
Whatever fords your river. by RCampz November 10, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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