Definitions by RCampz
Whatever fords your river.
similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"
Whatever fords your river. by RCampz November 10, 2009
Whatever Caulks Your Wagon
"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
Whatever Caulks Your Wagon by RCampz November 9, 2009