focked

when someone is fake shocked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'

by fizzbog January 19, 2008

focked

when youve partied that lil bit too hard

jesus man im focked

by andy bullock October 10, 2003

fock

Interchangable with 'Fuck', very common with West Midlands vowel sounds. Generally not used as a present tense verb ('let's fock' sounds too aggressive)

You fockin' what?
I'm focked! / Get focked!
FOCK OFF!

by Captain Robot April 16, 2006

fock

another way of saying fuck without being bleeped out on message boards.

Form of "fuck" used for emphasis when used as an adjective. The "O" apparently gets people's attention when they see it.

"I'm a fOckin badass"

"That's FOCKIN NUTZ MAN!!!!"

by William Chan January 8, 2004

Fock

The british way of saying "fuck."

1: 'Allo, old chap, 'ave you seen the bloody results of the football match?

2: Arsenal lost, I'm afraid.

1: FOCK THAT!

by Nizzle Chrizzle Puzzle June 10, 2010

fock in

It’s a way so say to someone that you want them to come closer

I just want you to just fock in.
I think you should fock in

by Hey max July 8, 2018

focking

a substitute for the word 'fucking' which will not set off work place filters;

intensifier, very colloquial;

what took you so focking long?

by familyfeedbag January 24, 2011