flocked

when a bunch of college males(normally the biggest group douche bags you've ever met), get together, have a party, and try to have sex with as many girls as possible by any means necessary.

hey did you hear about those girls getting flocked" "yea dude what a bunch of douchers

by flocking_is_fucking_retarded December 20, 2010

flocked

adj. Condition that occurs when someone is surfing (in the ocean) and suddenly finds his/herself surrounded by other surfers. Syn. crowded. Especially found in Southern California on holiday mornings.

Even though we got in the water early, by 9am, we were flocked.

by Alicat73 January 7, 2009

Flocked

To be screwed over, cheated, dicked over, fucked or swindled.

When the truck driver went to deliver his material for the day and another truck driver cut in front of him he realized he had just been flocked.

by Jasper78 August 18, 2012

flocked

The act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. This would also be known as fisting a girls ass and pussy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (The silent duck is described in the movie Nymphomaniac 2)

Man, you'll never guess what I did last night..I flocked the shit outta this girl.
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time

by thehillshire March 28, 2015

flocked

Past tense of flock. Short for "friends locked" on Livejournal, a security setting that grants viewing access to approved members only.

I keep my pr0n flocked so my coworkers don't know how much I love teh buttsecks.

by coellcmu August 6, 2007

Flocked

Getting flocked is when someone goes in your garden and places multiple fake flamingos without giving you pior notice or consent. It’s similar to getting fucked because now you have to remove the flamingos and its mess.

Alice: did you see your garden bro?
Rachel: what did you do to me this time bitch?
* Rachel goes check her garden*
Rachel: what the fuck did you do Alice?!
Alice: Sounds like you got flocked.

by Haha Rachel October 20, 2023

Flocked

when someone is partying, smacked, getting mad bitchEs, and just going hard in the paint like WOKA FLOCKA FLAME

"dude are you trying to get drunk and get some pussy tonight?"......"fuck yea! im trying to get FLOCKED!!!

by McGanja Goon 69 December 2, 2010